Dear Ayatollah - You Am A Twat
It’s always nice to be the best at anything. Squash, stamp collecting, exhibiting the highest degree of “evil”, speed texting…
Britain may not be up there with speed texting but when it comes to “evil”… Yay we’re number one!
Ayatollah Ali Khamenei expresses new nutty opinions.
The article words it thus:
He said the election was a “political earthquake” for Iran’s enemies - singling out Britain as “the most evil of them” - whom he accused of trying to foment unrest in the country.
But I personally suspect the Ayatollah wouldn’t understand the word ‘Foment’ in either his own language or English, even if it were explained to him for 23 straight weeks by the world’s leading linguists. Why? Because he is a twat. I suspect his comment was more along the lines of “Everyone in the world, shutup, shutup, shutup!”
He protested in the following bizarre way:
“There is 11 million votes difference,” the ayatollah said. “How can one rig 11 million votes?”
Er, by FUCKING CHEATING! One vote… 11 million votes… if you control the voting system and result announcements then any degree of lying is perfectly easy. Your mistake? To lie TOO BIG.
And of course it was PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE to count all the vote in the speed claimed, so the cheating is logically inherent.
Anyone on Twitter is welcome to add their opinion by adding the text #AyatollahYouAmATwat to your Twitter post. It may not alter world politics but it helps remind us all that we live in a country that you are still allowed to express dissent without being silenced, and we don’t much like countries that quash such freedoms.
Iran’s supreme leader has issued a stern warning that protests against the country’s disputed presidential election results must end.
Maybe in your country pal, not in ours. Ayatollah, you are officially a twat.
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